[Oh, someone is pissed. Reeeeeally pissed.

Know why?

CAUSE SHE'S A TIGER. AGAIN. Like thinking she was married to Lisa for three days wasn't awkward enough.

Have a ROAR, DDD.]

Wow. Viruses hitting full force, huh? Seems like there's usually a method to the madness, this time it looks like it's all over the place.

Oh by the way, Lisa, did you want me to grab something to eat on my way home?

((ooc: hope this is okay, Lisa~))

Well ducklings, Gossip Girl went trick or treating and she got a whole lot of a juicy candy. We should see what she got?

(  puns puns puns )

[Have some random cell phone video of Maggie with a flamethrower aimed at a ZOMBIE. The video looks like it's coming from someone's cell, because the angles are shaky and the picture isn't so great. It's clear they're on a military base in a tropical area, she's still on Diego Garcia. She's with several hot Air Force guys, and they just so happen ( Read more... )

Looks like you all have been busy while I've been gone. [She sounds amused and a little annoyed.]

We had some...problems crop up here so I wasn't really able to keep up with your antics. [Here meaning Deigo Garcia but only a few know that SOCan't say it's good to be back, though ( Read more... )

Hey, all you Decepticon jerks out there:

Stop trying to take over the planet.

I'm over it.

Larsa. Tell me. Do I need to come kick someones ass or was that a virus? Please say it was a virus. Please.

I'm stuck trying to help clean up whats left of the base in Diego Garcia after it got nearly blown off the face of the earth by that thing (nice ( Read more... )

[There is a whole lot of EXPLODING going on]

What...what's...--[It's obvious Maggie isn't sure yet, then --

BOOM.

Something hits the base and causes the entire ...pfft, everything to shake.]

It's...

It's stolen! [It sounds like Maggie is speaking to another person, and her voice is absolutely panicked.]

What are we supposed too-- [Her voice sounds ( Read more... )

[Got to love machines; they do what they want. Currently, Maggie's laptop is recording her every move while she is on her cell phone and hurrying around her apartment, frantically throwing things into a small suitcase.]

I told you! I told you he was in Shanghai; why doesn't anyone ever listen to me-- [Whoever she is speaking to cuts her off, and she ( Read more... )

Oh yeah by the way, I'm home. Sorry if I worried anyone.

Agatha, I'm free to come see you now. Ya busy?

....What the hell have you all been doing while I was gone?!

((she's been home I'm just slow and was out of town 8| sorry for the wait, agatha mun DX She's also wtfing over the three's company virus))

[There's a bump, and an annoyed swear in a distinctly Australian accent. Everything is dark, for now.]

...Dammit, Harvey. [The voice definitely sounds irritated, and then there is a sigh, and a clink of a bottle hitting concrete.]

Guess I'll just...leave it here, then! [There's a scuffle, and a grunt.]

Watch where you're going, jackass. [Another ( Read more... )